Sparklehorse- It's a Wonderful Life

I will grant you that, I am cramming you with overly mushy stuff this weekend especially with Sparklehorse, but to be fair I am a girl and I have ovaries. Therefore,as much as I take great pleasure in sitting around with guys debating on the quality of youporn, porndump, pornhub, college humour and any seedy joke that can be found lying around on someones Twitter, when it's a warm weekend, when you have seen beauty in the most unexpected places and you are swelling with love and tenderness, because people never fail to surprise you,....well you are not going to send out a norwegian death metal video are you now?

Marshmellow May

It's Sunday, it's the end of the month and the wallet is getting thinner and thinner. But it's a hot day, you have that little white dress on, and it feels great to stare like a wide eyed child into the bakery whilst scrimping up those pennies to buy that home made coconut flavoured marshmellow.
It's a call to all those simple pleasures in life..

Wild Roses for the early bird

A flower was offered to me; Such a flower as May never bore. But I said I've a Pretty Rose-tree. And I passed the sweet flower o'er.
( William Blake)

The Pussy Pony Whisperer

I have been overly lazy, a complete and utter vegetable these last few days, and I have pictures to prove it as you will see later on.

However when I saw this video, I thought to myself, here are some guys who know what do do with their Sunday.... a My Little Pony movie. Not only do they spray paint the poor ponies, to the point of campness, around about the same time as the discovery of the biggest ever case of cruelty towards animals in Britain, but they also kill off every little girls dream of ever riding on the wings of a gentle and pink sparkly four legged shetland.
Just like the alcoholic uncle who told you that Father Christmas didn't exist when you were 5, the guys of this movie turn these cute bath time playtoys, and politically correct cartoons into neon green raging, runting aliens of mass destruction, that threaten to exterminate the bead brained mankind.
It's a Dvd classic.

Sunday Cover Compilations

It's the Sunday covers compilation.
To listen to this there are certain do's and dont's

Don'ts:

-Don't move, the sink full of washing up can be done tomorrow
- Don't pick up your ringing phone, it's the parents making sure that you haven't kept your teenage habits of staying in bed all day
- Don't watch politics on tv on Sunday, it kills all sexual urges
- Don't wash the f**king car
- Don't spend your day on Twitter, with your eyes screwed to the screen especially if your girlfriend spent her weeks salary on not so very christian Sunday underwear
-Girls, don't make it "sunday pimple bursting day", he decided to get off twitter, seize the occasion to have an "afternoon nap"
- Don't send "lol" ,porn hub, porn tube, College humour links to your friends, because they won't answer anyway, they are busy having sex whilst your girlfriend is already out of the door in a huff
- Don't try to remember last night, (which mainly/probabally consists of vomiting in a random guy's/girls lap and flirting with the singer of the band who had his girlfriend next to him) it's just plain down right depressing and will lead to an excess consumption of Macdonalds in a lame greasy attempt to ease the pain of the humiliation.



DO's
- Do all the mushy stuff, like compare your girlfriend/ boyfriend to cute animals, no one has to know and it helps get over the hang over.
- Do stay in Bed with your malboro lights, your magazines, your coral coloured nail varnish or your i phone ( so you can secretly twit when she goes for a pee).
- Do go out and grab a sushi in your H&M hoodie, and run back home under the rain to get back under the quilts.
- Have Sunday sex, go back to sleep, wake up and scan the fridge for whatever you can fry up.

Enjoy!

Junior Boys- Dull To Pause
Dr Dog- Heart It Races (Architecture in Helsinki)
Arcade Fire- Wake up ( where the wild things are version)
Asobi Seksu- Thursday
Gang Gang Dance- House of Jam
Grand Archives- Sleep Driving
Grizzly Bear- Alligator
High Places- From Stardust to Sentience
Papercuts- Unavailable
Passion Pit- Smile Upon Me
Peter Bjorn and John- Paris 2004